1 00:00:04,060 --> 00:00:06,779 I miss Leo so much. 2 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:07,020 I miss Leo so much. don't come and visit anymore. 3 00:00:07,021 --> 00:00:11,299 Ah, the grandkids don't come and visit anymore. 4 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:14,419 We communicate with emojis. 5 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:14,660 We communicate with emojis. The other day, I told them I ate a peach. 6 00:00:14,661 --> 00:00:17,419 The other day, I told them I ate a peach. 7 00:00:17,420 --> 00:00:17,660 The other day, Oh! And they laughed. 8 00:00:17,661 --> 00:00:19,979 Oh! And they laughed. 9 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:20,180 Oh, they laughed and laughed. Oh! And they laughed. 10 00:00:20,181 --> 00:00:23,059 Oh, they laughed and laughed. 11 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:25,259 Oh, God. 12 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:28,139 That's the problem with the youth of today. 13 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:28,380 That's the problem with the youth of today. They don't appreciate fruit. 14 00:00:28,381 --> 00:00:31,140 They don't appreciate fruit. 15 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:34,019 Yeah. 16 00:00:34,020 --> 00:00:36,219 You and I, 17 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:40,260 we may be ancient and forgotten. 18 00:00:41,220 --> 00:00:44,499 But we're still sexy. 19 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,550 But we're still sexy. 20 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,980 Ooh! 21 00:00:49,981 --> 00:00:52,899 Go on, you saucy old fella. 22 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:58,699 Yep, and once the blog gets some heat, 23 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,699 I might start a little podcast. 24 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,939 I mean, I know every straight guy in his mid-30s has one, but... 25 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,939 ..I feel like mine would be different. 26 00:01:06,701 --> 00:01:09,619 So, Tao, what's your story, my guy? 27 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:11,139 Year 4? 28 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:11,380 Damn! Bro. Year 4? 29 00:01:11,381 --> 00:01:15,859 Damn! Bro. Out here clowning these old cats. 30 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:16,100 Shouldn't you be in class? Damn! Bro. Out here clowning these old cats. 31 00:01:16,101 --> 00:01:17,659 Shouldn't you be in class? 32 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:17,900 Hey! That's where I went to school. Is Mr Worstin still principal? Shouldn't you be in class? 33 00:01:17,901 --> 00:01:22,259 Hey! That's where I went to school. Is Mr Worstin still principal? 34 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:23,859 Hey! That's where I went to school. 35 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:27,779 Hey, you know his first name's Barney, right? Barney Worstin. 36 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:30,619 We used to call him Tiny Foreskin. 37 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:32,240 We used to call him Tiny Foreskin. 38 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,299 What? 39 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:36,419 Mum! 40 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:38,499 You just left my squad mate out there to die! 41 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,539 Yeah, well, I'm getting rid of all the toys, Arthur. 42 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:44,139 This is not a toy. 43 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:47,179 No-one plays with them anymore. Ah! 44 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:50,179 They're all going. 45 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:51,230 Oh! 46 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,420 Mum! 47 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:59,259 I was literally playing with it when you literally pulled the plug. 48 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:01,659 Yes, and I'm donating these toys to people 49 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:04,579 who literally will see their grandchildren. 50 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:07,819 Yeah, well, the game box is off limits. 51 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,660 And so is Larry Lobster. 52 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,859 Oh! Banana icing. 53 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:14,499 Mum, you know I don't like banana. 54 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:18,259 I didn't make them for you. I made them for my grandkids. 55 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:21,259 But they don't even come and see me after school anymore. 56 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:24,139 Oh, maybe it's the banana icing. Oh, right. Alright. 57 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:24,379 Oh, maybe it's the banana icing. Well... 58 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:25,339 Well... 59 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:25,580 ..if you don't want it, I will Well... 60 00:02:25,581 --> 00:02:28,939 ..if you don't want it, I will take them all out to the rooster. 61 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,579 He's the only one who talks to me around here anyway. 62 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:34,459 And he likes me. Oh, yeah? 63 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:36,940 How do you know that? Chook whisperer. 64 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:46,740 Hello? 65 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:51,299 New shirt, bro? Looking hot, hot... hot. 66 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,539 OK. Whatever it is you want, the answer is no. 67 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,499 Also, why didn't you bring the kids? Mum's missing them. 68 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:56,740 Also, why didn't you bring the kids? She even made cupcakes. 69 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,099 She even made cupcakes. 70 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,819 Passionfruit icing? 71 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:02,060 Banana. Oh. 72 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,099 So, the kids? 73 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,499 Look, it's not me. It's Liz. 74 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,139 She's worried that after the... 75 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:12,699 ..fire, it's not safe for Mum to be babysitting the kids anymore. 76 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:12,940 ..fire, it's not safe for Mum Oh, my God. 77 00:03:12,941 --> 00:03:14,299 Oh, my God. 78 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,819 Mum, hi! 79 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,219 Where are my favourite people? 80 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:20,139 Oh. We're right here. 81 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:22,499 I meant the grandkids. 82 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:25,339 That's what I popped in to speak to Arthur about. 83 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:27,339 Just came from lunch with friends, a lesbian couple, 84 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:27,580 Just came from lunch with friends, and they want a brown baby, 85 00:03:27,581 --> 00:03:29,259 and they want a brown baby, 86 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:32,659 and I put you forward as their ideal donor. 87 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:33,500 I'm sorry... 88 00:03:33,501 --> 00:03:35,139 ..a brown baby? 89 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:36,140 Yes! 90 00:03:36,141 --> 00:03:38,379 Hallelujah! Lock it in, Eddie. 91 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:40,139 No! Don't lock it in. 92 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:40,380 I mean, the chances No! Don't lock it in. 93 00:03:40,381 --> 00:03:42,659 I mean, the chances of your brother getting married 94 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:42,900 I mean, the chances are reducing every day. 95 00:03:42,901 --> 00:03:44,499 are reducing every day. 96 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:45,699 Almost zip. 97 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:46,700 I'm literally right here. 98 00:03:46,701 --> 00:03:49,099 He doesn't have normal urges. 99 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,619 What does that even mean? 100 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:54,699 Well, men your age, you know, they want wives, they want children. 101 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:54,940 Well, men your age, you know, I mean, you... 102 00:03:54,941 --> 00:03:56,859 I mean, you... 103 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:59,059 ..you've got no urges. 104 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:00,419 No urges. 105 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:04,339 Arthur, look at it this way. You'll be doing a service. 106 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:05,779 And you'll get to be a father. Oh! 107 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:07,820 All with the single stroke of a wrist. 108 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:10,899 - I got to go. - Oh, hang on. 109 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:11,139 I got to go. I'll put these in a container 110 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:11,939 I'll put these in a container 111 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:12,180 and you can I'll put these in a container 112 00:04:12,181 --> 00:04:14,099 and you can take 'em home to the kids. 113 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:16,059 No. Liz is on a "sugar's poison" thing. 114 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:16,299 No. Liz is on ARTHUR: Um, hey. 115 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,219 Um, hey. 116 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:17,460 - Forget the cupcakes. - Um, hey. 117 00:04:17,461 --> 00:04:20,459 Forget the cupcakes. Take MUM home for the kids. 118 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:20,700 Forget the cupcakes. They're at an eighth birthday party. 119 00:04:20,701 --> 00:04:22,539 They're at an eighth birthday party. 120 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:24,419 But we'll have you over soon. Yep. 121 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:25,339 Alright? Bye. 122 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:26,339 Yep. 123 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:26,579 Yep. Bye. 124 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:27,340 Bye. 125 00:04:27,341 --> 00:04:29,099 Think about the donor thing, Arthur. 126 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:29,340 There's money in it for you. 127 00:04:29,341 --> 00:04:31,419 There's money in it for you. 128 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:37,060 That's it. The rooster can have all the flipping cupcakes. 129 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:45,819 Oh, God! Mum?! 130 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:48,219 Oh, Akroma! What... what happened? Oh! 131 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:48,460 Oh, Akroma! What... what happened? Oh! Don't tell Liz about this! 132 00:04:48,461 --> 00:04:50,339 Don't tell Liz about this! 133 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:52,859 Liz?! I'VE been eating those cupcakes! 134 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:53,099 - Liz?! - Eugh! Ah! 135 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,100 Eugh! Ah! 136 00:04:54,101 --> 00:04:56,339 Hello? Hi. 137 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,539 Sorry, is everything OK? 138 00:04:58,540 --> 00:04:59,619 Oh! 139 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,299 Runaway rockmelon. 140 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,499 Rockmelon rescuer. Yes. Sorry. 141 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,819 I was just dropping food over at Chong's next door, 142 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:06,060 I was just dropping food and then I heard a scream. 143 00:05:06,061 --> 00:05:07,779 and then I heard a scream. 144 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:08,019 Yeah. and then I heard a scream. 145 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:08,939 Yeah. Oh! 146 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:09,939 - Ah. - Yeah. 147 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:10,180 Ah. Do something, Arthur! 148 00:05:10,181 --> 00:05:11,539 Do something, Arthur! 149 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:13,459 Well, what am I supposed to do? Blog about it? 150 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:13,700 Well, what am I supposed to do? Well... the Heimlich remover! 151 00:05:13,701 --> 00:05:16,059 Well... the Heimlich remover! 152 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:16,300 He might be choking! OK, it's 'manoeuvre'. Well... the Heimlich remover! 153 00:05:16,301 --> 00:05:19,179 He might be choking! OK, it's 'manoeuvre'. 154 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:22,299 Oh! Just saying. Um, I just don't... 155 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:22,580 Oh! Just saying. Um, I just don't... Do something, Arthur! OK, OK! 156 00:05:22,581 --> 00:05:24,900 Do something, Arthur! 157 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:29,819 Maybe if you pick it up 158 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:33,419 and I can try some sort of resuscitation thing. 159 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,259 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 160 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:36,979 I'll just... yep. I'm sorry. 161 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:37,980 - Gently. - Yep. 162 00:05:37,981 --> 00:05:40,019 Yep. It's OK. I got it. I've got it. 163 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:41,259 Yep. 164 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:42,379 Oh. 165 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:43,859 OK. 166 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:46,260 You blow. I'll pump. 167 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:48,219 Yep. Yep. 168 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:49,539 OK. 169 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:49,780 OK. 170 00:05:49,781 --> 00:05:52,059 One, two, three, four, five. 171 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:52,299 Blow. 172 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,350 Blow. 173 00:05:55,771 --> 00:05:57,820 Uh... 174 00:05:57,821 --> 00:06:01,579 Oh, blow the damn thing, Arthur! 175 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:01,859 Oh. Oh! Oh, blow the damn thing, Arthur! OK. OK, OK. 176 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:02,579 - Oh. - Oh! 177 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:03,630 Oh! 178 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,579 Oh! I can still taste banana icing. 179 00:06:07,381 --> 00:06:10,459 One, two, three, four, five. Blow. 180 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,139 Oh, stop, stop! 181 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:17,539 You're ruffling its feathers. 182 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:20,579 It's stone-cold dead. 183 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,539 Just like his father. 184 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:24,780 Yeah. 185 00:06:24,781 --> 00:06:26,099 Um... I'll just... Yeah. 186 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:26,340 Um... I'll just... Yeah. What'll we do now?! 187 00:06:26,341 --> 00:06:28,339 What'll we do now?! 188 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:30,499 Um... 189 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,179 ..well, I mean, we haven't really thought about dinner. 190 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:33,420 ..well, I mean, we haven't That rooster will not be eaten! 191 00:06:33,421 --> 00:06:37,179 That rooster will not be eaten! 192 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:37,420 He will be given That rooster will not be eaten! 193 00:06:37,421 --> 00:06:41,459 He will be given a proper state funeral. 194 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:41,699 He will be given OK. 195 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:42,580 OK. 196 00:06:42,581 --> 00:06:45,419 Well, um... I... I... I might... I might leave you two to it. 197 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:47,379 - Um, I'll see you around. - Oh! 198 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:47,620 Um, I'll see you around. Do something useful, Arthur! 199 00:06:47,621 --> 00:06:50,220 Do something useful, Arthur! 200 00:06:50,221 --> 00:06:52,619 Do you want me to give you more chooks? 201 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:52,860 Do you want me No. 202 00:06:52,861 --> 00:06:54,059 No. 203 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:56,820 Give me some more grandchildren! 204 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:13,259 Hey, boy. Hey, dog. 205 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,979 About to bring some fire. 206 00:07:22,211 --> 00:07:24,259 Mum! 207 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:24,500 I told you Mum! 208 00:07:24,501 --> 00:07:26,739 I told you the game box was off limits. 209 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:27,740 Where is it? 210 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:29,579 Where's what, Arthur? 211 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:32,099 My gaming console! You stole it! 212 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,899 Did I? Better call the police. 213 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:35,140 Did I? Be mature, Mum. 214 00:07:35,141 --> 00:07:36,699 Be mature, Mum. 215 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:37,899 I want my toy back. 216 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,899 I don't remember where I put it. 217 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:40,140 I told Tao that I'd practise I don't remember where I put it. 218 00:07:40,141 --> 00:07:43,499 I told Tao that I'd practise with him for the Tandem Cup finals. 219 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:43,740 I told Tao that I'd practise That's this Saturday! 220 00:07:43,741 --> 00:07:45,499 That's this Saturday! 221 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:48,219 Wait. Why are you setting a kid's place? 222 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,619 I told you already. 223 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:53,619 Robbie rang, said she was bringing the kids over for lunch today. 224 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:56,499 You did not tell me, Mum. Yes, I did. 225 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:59,299 She was very insistent - "Oh, tell Arthur." 226 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:03,859 And Melody still loves her Little Mermaid plate and bowl. 227 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,459 I've made fairy bread. 228 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:07,460 Ooh. 229 00:08:07,461 --> 00:08:08,739 That's them! 230 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,339 Oh, do that thing they love, Arthur. 231 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,819 Oh, they don't love it anymore, Mum. Yes, do it! 232 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:14,299 I... I'll... I'll let them in. 233 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:14,539 They... I... I'll... I'll let them in. 234 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:15,539 They... Do it! Hurry up. 235 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:15,780 They... ..they really don't. 236 00:08:15,781 --> 00:08:17,379 ..they really don't. 237 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:20,419 Mum, this is Priya and Jasmin. 238 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:22,179 Girls, this is my mother, Maggie. 239 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,539 Pleased to meet you, Mrs Boye. 240 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:23,740 Who wants to ride Mr Oponko? Pleased to meet you, Mrs Boye. 241 00:08:23,741 --> 00:08:27,459 Who wants to ride Mr Oponko? 242 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:28,739 Who wants to ride Mr Oponko? 243 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:32,219 Oh, get up, Arthur! You're embarrassing yourself. 244 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,019 Oh. Sorry. 245 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,020 Uh... 246 00:08:34,021 --> 00:08:36,419 ..Mr Oponko is a... 247 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:38,859 ..Ghanaian word for 'horse'. 248 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:41,939 I specifically said I was bringing Priya and Jasmin, 249 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:42,180 I specifically said my friends who want a donor. 250 00:08:42,181 --> 00:08:44,419 my friends who want a donor. 251 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:44,660 This is my brother's way my friends who want a donor. 252 00:08:44,661 --> 00:08:46,219 This is my brother's way of showing off 253 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:46,460 This is my brother's way how great he is with kids. 254 00:08:46,461 --> 00:08:47,939 how great he is with kids. 255 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:49,619 Oh! 256 00:08:50,621 --> 00:08:53,059 I thought you wanted a brown baby for Instagram. 257 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:55,579 But you want one 'cause YOU'RE brown. Yes! 258 00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:57,699 Oh. 259 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:02,579 Well... where are your manners, Arthur? Invite the guests in. 260 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:04,819 I've set the table for lunch. 261 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,419 Thank you. How lovely. 262 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:07,979 What's for lunch? 263 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,859 Fairy bread. 264 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:13,219 Alright. So, Arthur, what's your star sign? 265 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:13,459 Alright. Uh... 266 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:14,460 Uh... 267 00:09:14,461 --> 00:09:16,259 ..rat, I think. 268 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,659 That's the Chinese zodiac. 269 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:20,179 He's Aquarian. 270 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,180 Oh! 271 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:22,779 Little Mermaid, I see. 272 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,339 Oh! 273 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,899 This is not my normal seat at the table. 274 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,939 There are more important things than star signs to be considered. 275 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,939 Uh, the three Hs, for example. 276 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:33,619 Three Hs? 277 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,219 - Hair, height, health. - Oh! 278 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:35,460 Hair, height, health. He's very healthy 279 00:09:35,461 --> 00:09:37,779 He's very healthy 280 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:40,099 and very tall. 281 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:42,859 Uh... may I just, um... 282 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:43,860 ..have a... 283 00:09:43,861 --> 00:09:45,779 Oh! 284 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:48,100 I guess two out of three is OK. 285 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,739 So... why don't you just go to a donor clinic? 286 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:54,779 Oh... you know, we really want someone we know to be the father. 287 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:58,459 You know, someone whose eyes we've looked into, 288 00:09:58,460 --> 00:09:58,700 You know, someone whose soul we can see. 289 00:09:58,701 --> 00:10:00,740 whose soul we can see. 290 00:10:02,921 --> 00:10:06,179 Uh, donors fill out forms, but, um, 291 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:06,420 no-one's gonna tick the Uh, donors fill out forms, but, um, 292 00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:09,339 no-one's gonna tick the "I'm a psychopath" box, are they? 293 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:09,579 no-one's gonna tick the Oh, Arthur would. 294 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:10,580 Oh, Arthur would. 295 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:11,779 Mum! 296 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:12,020 No! Well, I'm just saying, ARTHUR AND ROBBIE: Mum! 297 00:10:12,021 --> 00:10:14,379 No! Well, I'm just saying, you're very honest. 298 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,619 If Arthur was a psychopath, he'd tick that box. 299 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:17,859 If Arthur was a psychopath, Oh. 300 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:18,820 Oh. 301 00:10:18,821 --> 00:10:20,219 Very honest! 302 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,979 There's a big H for you. 303 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,379 Show them your teeth, Arthur. 304 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,699 He's got excellent teeth. 305 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,899 I'm not a horse, Mum. 306 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:33,179 Well, that's not the impression you gave when they first arrived. 307 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:33,420 Well, that's not the impression "Neigh!" 308 00:10:33,421 --> 00:10:34,699 "Neigh!" 309 00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:41,739 Imagine a little baby Arthur running around the house. 310 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:41,980 Imagine a little baby Arthur Oh, so cute! 311 00:10:41,981 --> 00:10:44,019 Oh, so cute! 312 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,579 And good news. 313 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,419 He's not shooting blanks. 314 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:50,699 He had a pregnancy incident with an ex, which didn't go ahead, 315 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:54,340 but the wrigglers are definitely viable. 316 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,339 Well... 317 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,459 ..uh, we'll leave you to have a think about it. 318 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,659 The decision goes both ways, after all. 319 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:04,499 There's nothing for him to think about. 320 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:04,740 There's nothing He's lucky to be chosen. 321 00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:06,139 He's lucky to be chosen. 322 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,179 Uh... OK. 323 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:11,100 Thank you so much for a lovely lunch, Mrs Boye. 324 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:15,179 And see you later, Maybe Baby Daddy. 325 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,739 Is that true? 326 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:26,260 It was a long time ago, Mum. 327 00:11:31,251 --> 00:11:34,739 The funeral is happening on Saturday 328 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:34,980 The funeral so the whole family can come. 329 00:11:34,981 --> 00:11:36,499 so the whole family can come. 330 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,300 Ah! 331 00:11:37,301 --> 00:11:39,099 So you're using the death of Dad's beloved rooster 332 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,659 to emotionally blackmail Liz into bringing the kids over. 333 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:41,900 to emotionally blackmail Liz Sneaky. 334 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,099 Sneaky. 335 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,739 Oh! 336 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,939 Look at your father's restaurant. 337 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:52,059 All dusty, cobwebbed and teeming with roaches. 338 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:52,300 All dusty, cobwebbed Oh, well. 339 00:11:52,301 --> 00:11:54,219 Oh, well. 340 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:54,460 I guess that's what happens Oh, well. 341 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,939 I guess that's what happens when you just 'hope' 342 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:57,180 I guess that's what happens family will have your back. 343 00:11:57,181 --> 00:11:58,939 family will have your back. 344 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:02,779 Mum! I thought we were done with the restaurant guilt. 345 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,019 And to be fair, looks like the roaches 346 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,939 are doing a roaring trade in there. 347 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:10,699 Mmm. 348 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,099 Mum! 349 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,499 She's gorgeous! 350 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,299 Mum! 351 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,300 How old is she? 352 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,739 You're a good boy. Mum! 353 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:19,979 Oh. Oh. 354 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,939 Bye. Nice to meet you. 355 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:26,419 I don't have a single guilty bone in my body, Arthur, 356 00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:29,339 but I'll do whatever it takes to see my grandchildren. 357 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:29,580 but I'll do whatever it takes OK! A Saturday funeral is fine. 358 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,859 OK! A Saturday funeral is fine. 359 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:35,779 But it has to be finished before my Tandem Cup final starts. 360 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:38,419 I got some noobs who are about to have a funeral of their own. 361 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:38,660 I got some noobs who are Pyew-pyew! 362 00:12:38,661 --> 00:12:40,059 Pyew-pyew! 363 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,619 Mum! 364 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:46,139 Tell me you didn't donate my console to the Salvos. 365 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,539 I might have. 366 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,019 What?! 367 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,939 OK. Stay here. Don't move. 368 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:54,220 I'm gonna see if I can go get it back. 369 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,699 Oh, God. 370 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,139 May I help you? 371 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,539 Oh! 372 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:01,739 This is my school. 373 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,379 And I'm looking for my mum. 374 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:06,419 You are going to have to come with me, sir. 375 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:07,470 You are going 376 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,940 Red rover, red rover, I call over... 377 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,219 ..Maggie. 378 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:19,339 - Ah! - Ah! 379 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:21,099 I'm gonna get you, Maggie! 380 00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:30,620 Thank you. 381 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,819 Oh, Arthur! 382 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,099 Thank goodness you're here. 383 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:36,579 They're saying terrible things about me. 384 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:37,739 Honestly... 385 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,379 ..I don't blame them. 386 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,619 Arthur Boye. 387 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:41,860 I had hoped Arthur Boye. 388 00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:44,939 I had hoped never to see you in my office again. 389 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:45,180 I had hoped Mr Worstin. 390 00:14:45,181 --> 00:14:47,139 Mr Worstin. 391 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:50,619 Hm. I suppose you're married with children of your own now. 392 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:54,579 Oh, no. He's been a terrible disappointment in that area. 393 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,780 Oh, no. He's been a terrible 394 00:14:55,781 --> 00:14:58,299 Sadly, I don't have time for a family. 395 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:01,019 I'm too busy keeping my mother out of trouble. 396 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:01,260 I'm too busy Now, can we go? 397 00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:03,139 Now, can we go? 398 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:06,339 Uh... as I explained to your mother, 399 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,299 the parents of the child who injured his hand in the fall 400 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:09,540 the parents of the child will have to be notified. 401 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,259 will have to be notified. 402 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:11,500 But, hopefully, there'll be no need will have to be notified. 403 00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:14,939 But, hopefully, there'll be no need to take it any further. 404 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:19,499 Well, rest assured I will confiscate his video game for a whole week. 405 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:19,740 Well, rest assured I will confiscate I don't have a video game, Mum! 406 00:15:19,741 --> 00:15:21,179 I don't have a video game, Mum! 407 00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:21,420 The store says I have no proof, I don't have a video game, Mum! 408 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,939 The store says I have no proof, thanks to YOU. 409 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:24,180 The store says I have no proof, Oh! No cupcakes, then. 410 00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:27,179 Oh! No cupcakes, then. 411 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,739 Well... 412 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,500 ..apologise to Mr Foreskin, Arthur. 413 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:38,700 I always found it very childish. 414 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,739 Alright. I'm willing to donate the goods, Robbie. 415 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:47,779 But you have to promise to bring the kids 416 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,020 But you have to promise to Akroma's funeral on Saturday. 417 00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:49,939 to Akroma's funeral on Saturday. 418 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,739 Because she's officially losing it! 419 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,380 Next there'll be a kidnapping. 420 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,779 Then make sure Liz agrees. OK? 421 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:01,219 Or there'll be no swimmers in a cup for your mates. 422 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:01,460 Or there'll be no swimmers in a cup That's the deal. 423 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,700 That's the deal. 424 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,379 How do I look, Arthur? 425 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,419 You look like a crow. 426 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:20,699 Well, says the wannabe drug dealer! 427 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,979 Good! 428 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,060 They're early! 429 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,419 Arthur! 430 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:38,219 Jasmin's ovulating! 431 00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:42,060 Sorry? 432 00:16:42,061 --> 00:16:43,179 I... I know this is a rush, 433 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,459 but Robbie said you'd be willing. 434 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:44,700 Apparently, but Robbie said you'd be willing. 435 00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,219 Apparently, my cycle's all out of whack. 436 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:46,460 Apparently, I tested this morning. 437 00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:47,539 I tested this morning. 438 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,019 Today's the day. 439 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,379 Really? 440 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,179 We brought the contract for you and a specimen jar, 441 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:52,460 if you want to go to your room and sign and seal it. We brought the contract for you and a specimen jar, 442 00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:54,179 if you want to go to your room and sign and seal it. 443 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:54,420 if you want to go to your room and sign and seal it. Contract? 444 00:16:54,421 --> 00:16:55,699 Contract? 445 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,459 Um... thing is, we have got a funeral. 446 00:16:58,460 --> 00:16:58,700 Um... thing is, we have got a funeral. 447 00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:00,059 Oh. I'm sorry. 448 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:00,299 When do you leave? 449 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,180 When do you leave? 450 00:17:01,181 --> 00:17:03,179 Oh, we don't. 451 00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:06,099 We're burying him in the backyard. 452 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,659 It's a pet. 453 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,099 Ah. Oh. 454 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:09,339 Ah. Um... never mind. 455 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:10,180 Um... never mind. 456 00:17:10,181 --> 00:17:12,939 I think I have time before 457 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,780 the others arrive. 458 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,419 OK. I'll be back. 459 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,019 Great! 460 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,979 So, what's in the contract? 461 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,459 Oh, it's just the standard clauses for this type of thing. 462 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:28,579 I didn't know this type of thing WAS standard. 463 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,899 So, what's in it? Oh, you know. 464 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,659 Arthur agrees to give up all rights to the child, um, 465 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,579 and no access to the child until the age of 18 466 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:38,099 unless the child wishes to meet his or her father. 467 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,459 That kind of thing. 468 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:43,339 We were talking about having a little Arthur running around, 469 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:43,579 We were talking about having that kind of thing. 470 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:44,580 that kind of thing. 471 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:47,780 In theory, that could happen. 472 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,419 I'll be right back. 473 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,219 Arthur! 474 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:57,459 Arthur! 475 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,859 Have you read the contract? 476 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:03,459 Um... I kind of have my hands full, Mum. 477 00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:09,220 So, do you have any medical issues 478 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:12,939 So, do you have any medical issues in your family, Jasmin? 479 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,059 - None that I know of. - Oh! 480 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:15,300 None that I know of. Isn't that lovely? 481 00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:16,859 Isn't that lovely? 482 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:19,099 Gosh, we have so many in ours. 483 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,139 - You do? - I'm not exaggerating. 484 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:22,380 You do? Heart problems? Oh! Terrible! 485 00:18:22,381 --> 00:18:24,619 Heart problems? Oh! Terrible! 486 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,739 Tinea, to burn. 487 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:29,219 And then, of course, there was Uncle Pete. 488 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:32,019 Well, no-one knew what was going on with him, 489 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,699 but whatever it was, it was not pretty. 490 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,539 But, oh, you wouldn't want to stop procreating 491 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:40,259 based on a doctor's say-so, would you? 492 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,640 based on a doctor's say-so, 493 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,979 Anyway. I guess I shouldn't be saying all this. 494 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,739 No, please. Uh, go on. 495 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,220 Well... 496 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,140 5,000? 497 00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:06,739 Is it true the family has an allergic reaction to buffalo grass, 498 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:07,899 causing anaphylaxis? 499 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,379 - I don't think so, no. - Mrs Boye told us that. 500 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:14,619 Did she? Mum says Grandma is "losing it". 501 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,700 I said she's... getting on. She's getting on. 502 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,179 How's it going in there, stud? 503 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,659 You said they were paying 2,500. 504 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:22,900 Contract says 5,000! 505 00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:24,299 Contract says 5,000! 506 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:24,540 Well, obviously, Contract says 5,000! 507 00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:26,459 Well, obviously, there's a matchmaker's fee. 508 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:26,700 Well, obviously, Go away or you'll get nothing! 509 00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:27,979 Go away or you'll get nothing! 510 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,619 Everybody, outside. 511 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:29,860 Uncle Arthur needs privacy. Everybody, outside. 512 00:19:29,861 --> 00:19:32,899 Uncle Arthur needs privacy. Let's go. Come on. 513 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,940 Lovely big outside voice that you used there, my darling. 514 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,339 Why don't you girls wait in the kitchen? 515 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:45,460 I'd like to introduce you to someone special. 516 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:56,019 Jasmin, Priya, meet Akroma, 517 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,259 our family pet. 518 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,859 Oh! It's dead. 519 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,379 Yes. 520 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,579 We keep him in the freezer, 521 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:02,820 along with all our other We keep him in the freezer, 522 00:20:02,821 --> 00:20:05,819 along with all our other small loved ones, 523 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:06,060 along with all our other so they never leave us. 524 00:20:06,061 --> 00:20:08,299 so they never leave us. 525 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,780 Oh! 526 00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:26,019 Arthur? Please be calling to make a time to collect your things. 527 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:26,260 Arthur? Please be calling to I need to pack up the house now. 528 00:20:26,261 --> 00:20:28,939 I need to pack up the house now. 529 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:32,179 Actually, I was calling about something else. 530 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:32,420 Actually, I was calling Something funny's happened. 531 00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:34,660 Something funny's happened. 532 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:43,180 I have been asked to donate sperm to Robbie's friends. 533 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:49,139 And they are in the kitchen right now waiting for me. 534 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:52,219 And the kids are over and Mum's burying a rooster 535 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:55,579 and it's all pretty weird. 536 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,820 That... that IS funny. 537 00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:01,420 You're not laughing. 538 00:21:01,421 --> 00:21:04,339 No, I mean it's funny that you're calling to tell me this. 539 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:08,259 I guess it just made me think about us 540 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:11,700 and that decision that we made. 541 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,859 And I'm wondering why 542 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:20,299 we never tried to do it again. 543 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,299 Arthur! 544 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:21,540 No-one in their right mind Arthur! 545 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,699 No-one in their right mind has a baby 546 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,619 with someone they've known for four weeks! 547 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:25,860 with someone they've known And... and as for trying again, 548 00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:27,259 And... and as for trying again, 549 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,499 I t... I told you, kids are just... 550 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,059 ..they're not on my radar yet. 551 00:21:32,371 --> 00:21:34,219 Yeah. 552 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:35,220 So it wasn't... 553 00:21:35,221 --> 00:21:37,979 ..because you didn't think I'd be a good dad? 554 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:41,859 Oh, Arthur, you are gonna make the best dad. 555 00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:42,100 Oh, Arthur, One day. 556 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,899 One day. 557 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,140 And to be honest, One day. 558 00:21:44,141 --> 00:21:45,459 And to be honest, I think you should just wait. 559 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:48,579 Don't complicate things by having a random child you'll have to explain 560 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:48,820 Don't complicate things by having a to anyone you date in the future. 561 00:21:48,821 --> 00:21:50,820 to anyone you date in the future. 562 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,300 OK? 563 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,259 Um... oh, I've... I've, uh... 564 00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:57,539 ..good luck, Arthur. 565 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:59,939 I've got to go. OK. Bye. 566 00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:03,139 Sorry. Just my brother. 567 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:05,619 Just, like, yeah. 568 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,380 Cheers. 569 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:15,059 I'm really honoured to be asked, 570 00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:15,300 and I cannot wait to be a dad. 571 00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,819 and I cannot wait to be a dad. 572 00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:19,899 But... 573 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,579 ..I don't want it to be like this. 574 00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:22,819 I'm sorry. 575 00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:23,060 That is so OK. 576 00:22:23,061 --> 00:22:24,819 That is so OK. 577 00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:27,219 Oh. Did you... 578 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,419 Uh... 579 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:29,620 ..you keep that. 580 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,780 My game box! 581 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,940 We're waiting for you, Arthur. 582 00:22:42,941 --> 00:22:45,579 You didn't donate the toys after all? 583 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:49,179 Of course I didn't, silly. I put them in the hall cupboard. 584 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:49,420 Of course I didn't, silly. I told you. 585 00:22:49,421 --> 00:22:50,539 I told you. 586 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,139 What about you? 587 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:55,059 Did you... donate? 588 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:56,659 Not this time. 589 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:58,419 Ah! Good! 590 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:03,579 How dare those women try and steal the sacred Boye family sperm 591 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:03,820 How dare those women try and steal and not give us children in return?! 592 00:23:03,821 --> 00:23:06,339 and not give us children in return?! 593 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:08,020 That's a hit-and-run. 594 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,299 I'm sorry if I disappointed you, Mum. 595 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,299 Oh! 596 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:15,540 You would never disappoint me, Oh! 597 00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:18,619 You would never disappoint me, Arthur. 598 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:22,419 I don't know where you get these ideas from. 599 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:25,099 Mmm! 600 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:25,339 Come on. Mmm! 601 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:26,299 Come on. 602 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:26,540 Come on. Let's say goodbye to a rooster. Yeah. 603 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:30,259 Let's say goodbye to a rooster. Yeah. 604 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:30,500 Let's say goodbye to a rooster. We are gathered together today 605 00:23:30,501 --> 00:23:34,019 We are gathered together today 606 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:36,659 to say farewell to a fine old cock. 607 00:23:37,661 --> 00:23:41,019 Our feathered friend, fierce protector 608 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:45,579 and our irritating alarm clock, Akroma. 609 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:47,419 He was colourful. 610 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:47,660 He was proud to be He was colourful. 611 00:23:47,661 --> 00:23:50,459 He was proud to be part of our family. 612 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:50,700 He was proud to be And his love of food was everything. 613 00:23:50,701 --> 00:23:53,979 And his love of food was everything. 614 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:57,299 But without his brood around him, 615 00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:59,500 Akroma was lost. 616 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:02,420 He was lonely. 617 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,979 His days were long. 618 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:09,339 And his heart was broken. 619 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:11,859 He wasn't perfect. 620 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:14,259 Oh, far from it. 621 00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:18,779 But all he craved was to be surrounded by life. 622 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:22,099 He didn't deserve to be abandoned and banished 623 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:25,179 from the company of the people he loves. 624 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:27,220 Thy will be done. 625 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,979 Rest in peace, Akroma. 626 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,099 Amen. 627 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,899 Amen. 628 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,299 Powerful words, Maggie. 629 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,459 And your point is taken. 630 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:39,980 Thank you, Liz. 631 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,980 What was my point? 632 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:47,139 Point is, you're a good egg, Mum. 633 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:49,979 Alright. Oh. 634 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:52,619 Now, who wants to play the Mr Oponko game? 635 00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:55,699 Nah, that's lame. 636 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:56,750 Nah, that's lame. 637 00:24:56,851 --> 00:24:58,899 Alright. 638 00:24:58,900 --> 00:24:59,140 Well, who wants to go watch me Alright. 639 00:24:59,141 --> 00:25:00,499 Well, who wants to go watch me destroy some noobs 640 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:00,740 Well, who wants to go watch me in the Tandem Cup final tonight? 641 00:25:00,741 --> 00:25:02,059 in the Tandem Cup final tonight? 642 00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:03,259 That's... 643 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:04,619 ..if... 644 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,099 ..you're allowed to stay over. 645 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,979 Please! 646 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:11,539 Yes. Of course. Of course. I would love that. 647 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:11,780 - Yes. Of course. Of course. - Yes! 648 00:25:11,781 --> 00:25:13,019 Yes! 649 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,419 Oh, come on, inside. Come on! 650 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:17,739 Let's go inside. Yeah! 651 00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:18,940 Right this way. Come on. 652 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:26,740 Let's go, Mum. 653 00:25:27,161 --> 00:25:29,979 Alright, I'm right behind you. 654 00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:32,939 Hugging you like a long-lost relative. 655 00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:36,499 You go forward. Yeah. I got you covered. We got this. We got this! 656 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:36,740 You go forward. Yeah. I got you We got it! 657 00:25:36,741 --> 00:25:37,779 We got it! 658 00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:39,260 Oh! 659 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,059 Mmm! 660 00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:42,300 Nah, that's cool. Mmm! 661 00:25:42,301 --> 00:25:44,779 Nah, that's cool. That's cool, man. 662 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:47,780 We shall bring home the bacon next time. 663 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,339 Oh, man. You should have said that at the start. 664 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:55,299 It must have been hell hard to bunny-hop with a busted hand. 665 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:55,540 It must have been hell hard How'd that happen? 666 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:56,860 How'd that happen? 667 00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:03,500 An old lady tackled you on the school oval? 668 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,299 What a silly old chook. 669 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,179 See, back in our day, Tao, 670 00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:26,379 we didn't... we didn't dob! 671 00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:27,819 Dibby-dob-dob. 672 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,699 We didn't dibby-dob-dob 673 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,739 on our friends, Tao, so... 674 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,139 ..take what you get. 675 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,859 Oh! Gotcha! 676 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,139 Did I get you? I don't even know. 677 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,379 This is fun. 678 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:41,819 And what if I press this, Tao? 679 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:43,579 Guide me home, Tao. 680 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,659 Guide me home. 681 00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:45,860 Guide me home. Captions by Red Bee Media 682 00:26:45,861 --> 00:26:47,459 Captions by Red Bee Media 683 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,469 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 684 00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:54,020 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0